 | The Kunft washing machine doesnt work. The clothes move and they get hot but there's no water. |
 | The make of the washing machine is Indesit and the clothes dryer is Kunft. Which are you using? |
 | I cant lock the outside door? |
 | Have you tried lifting the handle before turning the key as we state in the welcome message? |
 | The white heater doesnt respond to the remote control and doesnt heat the room |
 | That's the dehumidifier. The heater is fixed to the wall and has a fire effect |
 | The hob doesnt turn on it just flashes "L" |
 | Have you tried releasing the child lock? (press and hold) |
 | The toaster caught fire and tripped the electric |
 | The toaster is for bread only. Some other foods will catch fire when hot! |
 | I plugged the hair dryer in and now the TV and WiFi dont work! |
 | Did you unplug the TV and WiFi router? |
 | The dryer is no longer working |
 | Were you trying to dry your plastic blue coat which has melted all over the inside and the condenser? |
 | There is no laundry detergent. |
 | Have you looked in the cupboard next to the washing machine? |
 | The bottom of the kettle has melted |
 | It's an electric kettle. It is not intended to be put on the hob |
 | The extractor above the hob doesnt work. |
 | The light and fan come on automatically when you slide it out. |
 | The apartment/house is humid and damp. |
 | The humidity in Madeira is often high. Why did you turn the dehumidifier off? |
 | The bedroom gets very hot. |
 | Have you tried closing the shutters during the day and opening the window? |
 | I dont like the wood furniture. |
 | So why did you book an apartment wit photos that show this furniture? |
 | The beds are too hard. |
 | We provide firm orthopedic mattresses to prevent back pain. Soft mattress toppers are available. |
 | The lockbox doesnt open I have entered the correct code |
 | You have to slide the black button down as shown in our video |
 | I am in the right building but there is no apartment X |
 | Are you on the right floor? |
 | We have just landed at the John Paul airport what's the best way to your apartment? |
 | You booked an apartment in Ponta Delgada, Madeira not in the Azores! There are direct flights to Madeira! |
 | The door didn't unlock when I entered the code into the keypad. |
 | Did the external door match the photograph in the Directions? |
 | I cant find the your apartment building |
 | Have you read the directions and looked at the photos of the map, the building and the entrance? |
 | Where is the second bedroom? |
 | It is described as a duplex apartment with one bedroom with a double and a single bed |
 | Two cockroaches flew on to the terrace! |
 | The insect life in Madeira is amazing. I never knew cockroaches could fly at 25C until I moved here. |
 | I just broke the door trying to get in after locking myself out. |
 | We have spare keys at the property. Why didnt you contact us? |